WELCOME TO INDIAN RIVER COUNTY,WHERE NOTHIN EVER CHANGES AND WE LIKE IT THAT WAY!
There's a few things that Miss Vero's gin soaked brain just doesn't quite understand...
Like, how does a candidate with what seems like a gazillion very vocal supporters on every street corner waving signs come in dead last? (Kent Campbell with only 16% of the vote)
And, how can we ever take anyone serious named Duuurrrl? Oh never mind, he's got a gun.
And, what ever happened to that huge group of people that were gonna chase ole Gary Wheeler outa town?
Ya'll reckon they just took it out on Miss Sandra Bowden instead?
And will the run off between Miss Claudia Jimenez and Charlie Wilson be like a local production of "Inherit the Wind"? (and how do we get tickets?)
And finally who in the H.E. double toothpicks voted for Stan Mayfield? If there was ever a corruption, er, election that reeked of good ole boy politics, it was this one.
Should we be a conspiracy theorist? How do all of the PJ picks manage to get elected? Ahh, the most read newspaper on the treasure coast, and the only newspaper on the treasure coast.
Move over Russ, looks like we'll have the humble pie today.
A Sincere Thank You...
... is in order, for the wonderful and kind words from Captain Bill McMullen, who sent Miss Vero a very personal e mail expressing his thanks for what little support we gave him.
And now, to cure our election depression, we must drink many cocktails and go shopping, although not in that order.
MWAH!
