Tuesday, February 10, 2009

VERO GIRLS GONE WILD!











YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Click on the images for all the fabulous details!

Miss Vero does not know what in the H. E. double toothpicks is in the water and hunnies we just don't care, because finally, finally, Drag Queens have invaded Vero Beach!!!! Hush up y'all, it coulda been zombies or Republican refugees or something bad, but no! This is fantastic news! We though OK, we'll go to the old Atlantic Grill or the Club House or whatever it is they're callin it these days. We'll check it out and we didn't expect much frankly, because the last few of these soirees we have attended in town were not that populated.

But something has changed. Dramatically. And for the better. I can't help but thinkin, that after the election, all the down trodden children, that have lived in fear so long, finally felt that they could come out of hidin and sing that ole spiritual loud and proud - "We're here, we're queer, get used to it!"

Miss Vero ran into so many loyal and fabulous Beach House readers. as our dear friend Muse of the World (who was in attendance, of course) would say - What Fun!


What a turn out! (so to speak), but that's not all. There's more? Yes! Last night we watched the most fabulous thing on TV ever - a Drag Queen version of "Project Runway" hosted by RuPaul on LOGO! http://www.logoonline.com/shows/dyn/rupauls_drag_race/videos.jhtml


There's more, more! Drag festivities at a place called Cosmic Charlies tonight! Somebody pinch Miss Vero, for we fear we have fallen into a Drag Queen twilight zone and we're higher than if we had smoked a Newport (or that thing that Max mentioned yesterday)! And the best part is, it's all legal hunnies, pure fun and perfectly legal! How often does that happen?


LOOK OUT! NIGHT OF THE LIVING LIBERALS!!
What famous NPR legal affairs correspondent, who spoke in Vero this past weekend (OK, it was Nina Totenberg) was having cocktails at the Costa D' Este with a former Vero politician, Saturday night? (That's the part y'all have to guess) Hmm?

Ok, so here's Miss Vero's plan for a little local economic stimulus. Let the Liberals have a go at this town, open some night spots, let downtown Vero become a place with art galleries, restaurants and things to do at night! Have y'all noticed it's happening anyway?

While most of our dear friends are busy with boring beachie fundraisers, we've been busy stimulatin the Downtown economy and supportin the avant guard arts. With all the fun happening, we haven't even had time to read the newspaper, but we did see that an innocent child has bore the consequences of talking to Mr. Lemmon. Did he even consider that the child's moma might have recognised him as in "Don't talk to THAT man"?


Sorry (not really), but the idea of a post with Drag Queens and Russ Lemmon in the tagline just amuses us.


MWAH!

3 comments:

BlessUrHeart said...

I see tonights drag show is at 122 S. US 1 -- not the old Atlantic Grill or whatever. Is that a former something, or a new place?

Did see the Emerson Center presentation w/Ms. Totenberg on Saturday -- such an interesting person! They have great programs, for those who haven't heard, and such nice people running the Center! More great things to do in Vero Beach.

Miss B. Havior said...

OH My!

I just loves my homegurl Ru so much! Years ago, we used to roam the streets of Hot’lanta and it’s sure ‘nuf fine to see what a success she is! That show just made me quiver with antici-pay-tion.

Perhaps we should declare 2009 the year of the Drag Queen? I certainly can’t wait for the du Roselands to give me a day off so I can meet you at one of Vero's ” Rainbow Club” happenin’s.

The seeds of fabulousity have been planted in Vero. (perhaps some weed killer should be applied to Russ?)

Save the TaTa’s


Ps Ya'll be sure to click on DJ Silvios' picture/link for some fine music mixes

Lola said...

You're playing my song, Miss Vero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMsnqQHOwFg

"Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola
lo-lo-lo-lo lola
lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola." ;-) ;-)

Oh yeah, and ole Russ can't be all bad- babies like him...

:-* :-*