Friday, April 17, 2009

GREY BEACH HOUSE

It all began so innocently, a little laugh became a little blog, that transformed Miss Vero to the height of society once again. But it was all too much...

The constant attention, the alkeehaul fueled soirees, the care and cultivation of little Miss Viv...

Forty years passed and Miss Vero, now in her 128th year ("...alkeehaul preserves the body hunnies, don't be believin what them thar doctors keep telling y'all!" Miss Vero would say) and Little Miss Viv, still desperately single and residing in the Beach House, reminisce about the fateful article that caused their reclusive behavior to spiral into the place we'll call...


And so it was, Miss Vero took to her bed the day that Verobeach32963 printed their crack investigative report, scooping the Press Journal and all other local media clamoring for a glimpse of her.

Still wearing her faux Kaminski chapeau and carrying her ever-half-full martini glass, Miss Vero held back a tear, as she reread the article to little Miss Viv, who put down her scotch on the nightstand (for the first time ever) to listen intently to the expose.

"The only way I'm ever leaving the Beach House is feet first!" Miss Vero declared to little Miss Viv. "...and thank goodness the Beach House is crawlin with Drag Queens and not cats! That was one good decision we made. Call the Beach Market and have them deliver some gin, I'm parched sugar"

"But I will entertain you with my patriotic teabagging dance in the yellow room!" soothed little Miss Viv. "...and we'll go out once again, when the publicity dies down, it's only been forty years, it should all be over soon."
But was it true? Would the extraordinary interest in Miss Vero ever subside? And what will happen to poor little Miss Viv? Will she ever find a date? And how much fun was it to wear fur in Florida? Serious...ly.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Gardens


The film we've been waiting for...






An absolutely large and public "how ever can we thank y'all?" to the lovely folks at Verobeach32963 for having so many kind words for Miss Vero
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In case y'all missed it - IT'S ONLINE!
Y'all know we're crazy-happy about that!


verobeach32963.com



We are having so much fun and it is so fabulous to have others join in the party...
MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!

missvero@live.com

7 comments:

BlessUrHeart said...

Grey McKee Gardens -- you are toooo funny, Miss V. Feet first? Well, that wouldn't be the first time. Thanks to Michelle Genz, a fabulously funny expose. I didn't think 32963 had it in itself.

Miss B. Havior said...

Suga' Pie,

You give a new meaning to "Red Hat Lady!"

Mazel Tov, darlink.....did they give you any cash??????

Should we????

LDouglas said...

What a delightful expose by Miss Viv and Miss Genz of 32963. It filled me in on a few blank spaces. Yes, it's all coming together now...

Can it be true Press Journal? Tsk, tsk. A little competition and criticism is good for the soul. Or something like that.

Now then, if alkeehaul preserves the body, I'm off to mix up another. Lord knows my intent isn't to make it to the grave in a well preserved body but hey, why fight nature?

Miss Vero said...

My dear friend Miss B.,

We shall be forevah in y'alls debt if you would kindly refrain from using the term "red hat lady" within 50 miles of us.

But yes, cash is always appreciated and yet one ever gives us any.

We are told that we need to find some one called an "advertiser" to receive any. We shall pay a call on our favorite white linen suit lawyer and ask him about such things.
Thanks so much for the reminder.

MWAH!

Johnny Utah said...

I heard of your site from reading 32963, and there you are posing behind it. keep 'em guessing! haha

Anonymous said...

Reach around that big hat and you never know what you'll find....

bloomsboibird said...

oh, 32963...
you give me a new appreciation for gaelic gesticulation and wine with apple slices. keep it pulsating!