VERO PORN AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

THE ROCKY ROAD NOT TAKEN
At one time Miss Vero was approached by a friend (who WILL certainly remember Miss Vero, because he is an extremely smart man), askin if Miss Vero had considered becoming a Dominatrix. After all, certainly there was a call for this type of service by the beachies, this friend explained. Being that he is a honest to goodness real psychologist he must know this to be true. And given some lurid stories that Miss Vero has heard over the years - A Mrs. John's Island answering the door and showin a working gal into the study to promptly service Mr. John's Island, a big closet o'porn toys and costumes in another prominent beachie household, you know things like that - we tended to agree. However, having a friendship with a big time Madame in Melbourne, Miss Vero was all too familiar with the ins and out, so to speak, of that business and much preferred to remain fabulous and lush-cious in our own way. For all of y'all that don't know, Miss Vero is a peace lovin, live and let live type, who does not rush to judgement excepting if you are a demented child molester, a puppy kicker or a self proclaimed jesus supports my war republican. Yes, we are talking about the pursuit of happiness today kids - not the pursuit of a penis.

THE LOVE DOCTOR
Now this psychologist friend mentioned above, Dr. John, deserves some recognition. One, because Miss Vero absolutely adores him and two, because in the last few years he was featured on a radio program called the "Love Doctors" where, in fact, he is the only actual doctor. Now Miss Vero does not usually listen to this radio program, being a NPR only gal, but Miss Vero would tune in to hear the handsome voice of Dr. John, who happens to be a real man's man, no fooling around kind of guy. Miss Vero will also admit to keepin that radio alternating between WQCS and The Love Doctors during that awful, awful never again time (Sheriff Roy banned the sale of Alkeehol!!) after those hurricanes in 2004.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Love_Doctors
So a big juicy double MWAH to Dr. John for all of the love.

MR. LEMMON'S PORN FAUX PAS
Oh dear. It seems that Mr. Lemmon might be in a little hot water. Yesterday's opening line certainly pleased Miss Vero, but calls and e mails ranged from howling laughter to scathing critisim of Mr. Lemmon's journalism skills. Thank you to a loyal fan who set the record straight on the TCpalm comment arena.

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/may/08/30gtpaladin-uses-rain-barrels-to-make-political/?feedback=1#comments

Miss Vero certainly hopes that Mr. Lemmon has not endangered his lucrative PJ gig or raised the ire and suspicions of Mrs. Lemmon by inadvertently steering readers to a porn site! Yes, it is infinitely more exciting than the current ridiculous discussion of rain barrels, but Miss Vero is certain that Mr. Lemmon was mentioning moi and not some strap on queen from nooyork city.

Hide your eyes children, Miss Vero must now give Mr. Lemmon a mild verbal spanking. Well, well, well. Hmm let's see...If I were a professional journalist, I would do a little digging before publishing my references to a blog. Fabulous as this blog may be, it apparently is too new to pop up in search engines and is eclipsed by the - not so bad actually -porn site of another Miss Vero. But really Mr. Lemmon, this is exactly the sort of thing that you do that caused you to become a blip on Miss Vero's radar screen in the first place. Now that you've opened the door on the Beach House, it would probably be wise to give people the address. And don't worry too much, you will notice that while this blog is geared to an adult audience, Miss Vero never tells lies or uses any cuss words so as not to offend. In fact if one does find themselves offended, we offer this advice. Like with any offensive material that comes streaming in or FOX news, put it down, turn it off, don't read it. Anything else would be censorship and we most definitely do not support that.

Time for a morning mimosa kids, back on Monday.

MWAH!

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