Tuesday, August 19, 2008

BE PREPARED



Ok kids, y'all know what to do. Let's check our lists:

#1 Marine cooler full of ice. Check.

#2 Fully stocked bar. Check.

#3 Aspirin and bottled water for headache tomorrow. Check.

If this had been an actual emergency we'd be sending y'all a postcard from somewhere fabulous.

Now, we'll just wait this out, cause we suspect things will blow over real soon. Keep yourselves safe.

MWAH!

3 comments:

Miss B. Havior said...

And music! You forgot the music!

TRYING TO REASON WITH HURRICANE SEASON – Jimmy Buffett
HURRICANE HATTIE -Nadia Cattouse
RIDING THE STORM OUT – REO Speed Wagon
RIDERS ON THE STORM – The Doors (Mr Morrison was a native of Melbourne, Fl)
LIKE A HURRICANE – Neil Young
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE- The Scorpions
FLORIDA HURRICANE – St. Louis Jimmy
HURRICANE – Joan Osburn
HURRICANE – Bush
THE STORM – Big Country
SHELTER FROM THE STORM – Robert Zimmerman
DANCE TO THE STORM – Hot House Flowers
LIKE A HURRICANE – Roxy Music
STORM WARNING – Bonnie Raitt
DOSE OF THUNDER – The Replacements
LET THE THUNDER ROAR – The Grim Reapers
And of course, last but not least
BLOW THE MAN DOWN!


HURRICANE PARTY!

TIDES ON A RISE...PALM TREES FLY BY
TIKI BARS WILL BE THE FIRST TO BLOW...
FORGET ABOUT THE FOOD...RESCUE THE BOOZE!
ORDER UP A COUPLE WAITRESSES TO GO!

TAKE SHELTER FROM THE WINDS...ALONG WITH YOUR FRIENDS
WHAT A WAY TO WEATHER OUT A STORM
GUSTS HOWL & FUSS...WE'LL JOKE & CUSS
& SING BUFFETT SONGS ALL NIGHT LONG!

CHORUS... IT'S A HURRICANE PARTY!
CELEBRATE SURVIVIN' THE NIGHT...
HURRICANE PARTY!
GET READY! T’ HANG ON TIGHT!

TIE OFF BOATS! CALL UP THE FOLKS
TELL 'EM NOT TO WORRY, WHAT'S THE USE?
FLASH FLOODIN RAINS...INSURANCE CLAIMS
WHEN I’M IN A MESS, I’M IN THE NEWS!
CHORUS...

IT'S OUT’A OUR HANDS...WHERE SHE BLOWS! WHERE SHE LANDS?
MOTHER NATURE'S REALLY CLOSER THAN YA THINK!
SO BE PREPARED, WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR
& KEEP SOMETHING EXTRA SMOOTH ON HAND TO DRINK!

CHORUS... IT'S A HURRICANE PARTY!
CELEBRATE SURVIVIN' THE NIGHT...
HURRICANE PARTY!
GET READY! T’ HANG ON TIGHT!

I’M READY! TO GET WATER-TIGHT!
I’M READY...CAUSE I’M LIVIN RIGHT!
GET READY...YOU'RE A HECK OF A SIGHT!
GET READY… T’ HANG ON TIGHT!

© J.ROBERT 2004

Miss Vero said...

And there is a perfect example of why Miss B. Havior is invited to EVERY party at the Beach House!

MWAH!

BlessUrHeart said...

Yeah, I woulda brought board games and a flashlight - god I'm dull. well, tequila, but that is like coals to Newcastle at the beach house.