A new restaurant has opened in the 32963 area code, attention to detail and kiss your arse service is offered along with fine French cuisine and two for one $1.99 Grey Goose martinis!
Just like the way I go looking for love in all the wrong places, 32963 went looking for food in all the wrong places. I was quite angry after the write up in 32963 about the Undertow. Mainly because Undertow as Miss Vero says “is the Epicenter of Cool”.
I called Miss Vero, "They serve food at undertow? she asked, "Who knew?" She then calmed me down and told me not to worry. But I was still mad.
The food in Undertow is merely the cherry on the top. If you wanted a wait staff in tuxes and dresses then clearly you should just have stayed on your side.
If you want to go to a place where you’re escorted on top of the tables to dance to “spirit in the sky” - GO.
If you want to see a prominent lawyer pop out his fake eyeball, throw it in his martini and exclaim, “ This tastes fantastic!” - GO.
If you want Miss Vero to turn to you and say, “ My high heels would look so much better on you, and watch her walk home barefoot.” - forgodsakes! GO!
And all this really happened, just last week! I don’t know if I can say enough good things about Undertow - not only the ambiance, but the people that surround you, range from politicos, famous artists, authors, up and coming musicians. Yes, the wait staff might be a little “indifferent” as they put it, but they’re the best part of Undertow!
I’m sure you probably think everybody walking in Vero are homeless scoundrels too. Although the entire article is titled Undertow: struggling against the current - Undertow is LEAST of the restaurants to have been hit by the economy which is something that Kitty Wagner should definitely pride herself on. So all in all if I can offer a suggestion, keep your presence at the Chop House, seems more your style (consistent and all).
Is that mean??
Miss Vero lets me vent, I feel better now.
Love and Hugs,