Friday, May 29, 2009

THERE'S A NEW KID IN TOWN...


... AND WE HEAR HE'S FIXIN TO
"KICK THE BUTT OF THE TIRED PRINT DAILY"!

Take a look kids:

"Competition is back! We're seeking hard-working editor-reporter(s) and tireless photographer(s) for a new online newspaper in a small Florida seaside city that plans to kick the butt of the tired print daily. These are NOT 40-hour a week jobs. If you are looking for a position that will let you spend evenings and weekends working on your golf, go apply to our competitor. We are looking for passionate journalists whose idea of an exciting Saturday night is breaking a story right under the nose of the competition. "
http://www.journalismjobs.com/Job_Listing.cfm?JobID=1055140



What's this all about? Well, let Miss Vero be the first to tell y'all. There's going to be a new online news service in Vero and it's called VeroNews.com, being brought to us by the very capable Mr. Milton R. Benjamin, of VeroBeach32963 fame.

So please join Miss Vero in watching the countdown clock, we are so excited!:


http://www.veronews.com/launch/


See y'all there!

MWAH!

Friday, May 22, 2009

LET'S GET SOME SHOES!

THESE ARE OUR NEW BEST FRIENDS...


...BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT YET.

We have just found out that our favorite shoes EVER, are to be had right here in Vero Beach! How we didn't get the memo on this one, we'll never know. The last pair of these shoes that were in our possession, were worn right it to the ground, we cried the day we had to let them go. That was ten years ago and honestly, we are just now ready to adopt a new pair.
As the old saying goes -
"If we have to explain, y'all wouldn't understand"
Now, after all our extended weekend partyin is put up and a sufficient amount of aspirin and bloody marys have cured what ever trouble we've gotten ourselves into, Miss Vero is getting some new shoes!
Hunnies, we are so exicited!


http://bonannosandals.blogspot.com/


And one more thing...
Please promise Miss Vero kids, that you won't find yourselves on the end of a Po-Po breathalyzer this weekend, how many times must we beg y'all to take the necessary precautions?


MWAH!
missvero@live.com


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

THE LEMMON LYNCH MOB!

Someone attacked our beloved Max Newport's very concise comment on that retched TCPalm.
Pearls before swine Max, pearls before swine.

We are so dang busy, we'll have to hire another houseboy (any volunteers?).

And it's raining and we can't get out for happy hour!

Don't mess with Miss Vero today kids, we are not in the mood.

Don't.

Just don't.



Of course, you know we still love y'all.

MWAH!


missvero@live.com

Monday, May 18, 2009

WE KNOW Y'ALL ARE MISSIN US...

Miss Vero knows that y'all are just swelterin and cranky since we up and left, but just be patient hunnies, we promise that y'all will see the method to our madness soon enough.

So for now, let Miss Vero make it up to y'all by extendin a little party invitation -

Everyone has been calling, emailin and just absolutely buzzin, all about this particular get together, so we just had to let everyone else in on it.

Now, y'all can click on the picture below to see or, Miss Vero can just say that next Sunday night (Memorial Day weekend), at the HOV club, formerly known as Tonic, formerly known as Bombay Louie's, there is going to be a fabulous soiree with many surprises and perhaps a famous face or two. Doors open at 8pm, tickets are $15 in advance or $20 at the door and there is a VIP section that will certainly entice Miss Vero! Please email the gorgeous, Mr. Chris for all the juicy details and do it quick because we'd hate for y'all to miss out on the fun: fwent2009@hotmail.com
And yes, it's a gay sort of party, but what got our attention, was all of the straight folk who called us about it. There's going to be all manner of entertainment and people, but the bottom line is fabulous fun, so who can resist?

Also this weekend don't forget the Riverfront Music Festival in Sebastian at Earl's:

http://www.earlshideaway.com/index.html


Bikers and Boys for a patriotic weekend? Well, why not we say. Miss Vero is just as comfortable at Earl's as we are at a Drag show, as we are at a gathering of local politicians, conservatives or the aforementioned straight folk.




Yes, and speaking of "straight folk"...

Let Miss Vero be the first to extend our sympathy to Mr. Joe Baird.

First of all, we have never met this man, so let's just say that. And second...well, there but for the grace of the Po-Po go I, if y'all know what we mean. It doesn't take much for anyone to get into this unfortunate situation, that is why we are always careful to take the necessary precautions.

That being said, let's cut through all the hateful comments on the TCPalm site and ask the real question - "Who's the Big Bubba?"

Do y'all think that he was "randomly stopped"? We don't think so, call us suspicious, but we think he was set up. Just sayin...

And if we're right, then the big question remains, "Who's the Big Bubba?"


Hey! It's 3am, there's no way we're going to be awake when our friend Charlie Wilson sits around with Rhett Palmer tomorrow morning, on that crazy thing they call a radio show. We've decided that ole Charlie is fun to pal around with on occasion, we even helped him with his own blog:
THE INDIAN RIVER REPORT Click on this!
He posts every Sunday and since the page format is similar to ours, Charlie was recently accused of being Miss Vero. Well, we all did have quite a laugh about that. The fact is "blogger" only has so many formats and this particular one is popular, not that we need to explain, but we just did.




Take care of yourselves, we'll be seein y'all real soon,

MWAH!

missvero@live.com

Monday, May 11, 2009

MEANWHILE AFTER A FABULOUS PARTY...


We're not exactly sure how to tell y'all, but we will say this... Miss Vero is not gone and certainly not forgotten like ole Russ Lemmon had hoped (this little fact was brought to our attention, when a dear friend alerted us to his May 4th droppings).

Perhaps we will be upright sooner than y'all think. Just where, how, why and in what particular manner is all yet to be seen, hunnies.

So for now, thanks ever so much and...

MWAH!

missvero@live.com

Write when y'all can!

Friday, May 1, 2009

DON'T STOP BELIEVIN...

INT. UNDERTOW - AFTERNOON

The favorite haunt of Miss Vero and
cohorts. We see Miss Vero, Max Newport
and LDouglas seated at a table.
Miss Vero
is seated facing the door.


MISS VERO
"Where's Viv, is she late again?"


MAX
"Well, she called and said
she was pulled over for having an
Amy Winehouse sticker obscuring her tag...

...but she'll be right in, you know
she has trouble parallel parking."


LDOUGLAS
"I hope you don't mind,
I ordered for the table -
organic onion rings, harvested by
documented workers and
prepared in oil without trans fat."

MAX
"Got any ideas for the blog, Miss V?"


MISS VERO
"Oh hunney, now that we have
bigger fish to fry,
we do have a little somethin in mind ...


Miss Vero stops mid sentence as
Viv enters, Miss Vero smiles...


MISS VERO
MWAH!


over the sound system we hear...








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnT7nYbCSvM













missvero@live.com